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[Mar 14th, 8:00am] |
How dull it can be at Hogwarts!
[Warded to Rita and Alecto]
Darlings. It's too quiet around here. Rita, you simply must have a juicy little tidbit in reserve? Now would be the time to release it. Everyone is getting too complacent!
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[Feb 23rd, 7:26pm] |
[Warded to Alecto, Amycus and Evan]
Darlings! I've just thought of the best way to make Glenda understand the horror of her filthy, perverted ways. We'll let her own brain do it for her! With a little help from us.
Nightmares! We'll give her nightmares. There must be a way to do it, there are so many books in the Restricted section and you know Slughorn will let us in if we're very nice, Alecto. Or we could have dear little Rita do our research for us, she's so good at reading.
We'll start slow, just uncomfortable dreams. Public humiliation, her friends rejecting her, that sort of thing. And then they'll get worse and worse, until she's dreaming absolute rivers of blood, and all of it related to her dear little Gryffindor and the filth they get up to. By the end she'll have to mend her ways, just to keep her sanity!
What do you think, loves? Am I brilliant, or am I genius? Can we pull it off?
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[Feb 21st, 7:22pm] |
I, for one, don't think slags should be allowed to advertise using school materials.
Some people are so declasse.
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[Feb 7th, 6:51pm] |
[Backdated to Sunday, February 5th because Sara is a nerf-head]
Really, Ravenclaw? A loss to Hufflepuff? How have the mighty fallen.
[Warded to Amycus]
That was more fun than I expected.
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[Feb 5th, 10:01am] |
[Warded to Anabelle and Constance; Alecto can read]
Dears, now that Glenda has decided to return to the dungeons- probably thinking we've forgotten already, how stupid does she think we are?- we're going to have to do something to keep ourselves safe from being looked at in private moments. I propose some sort of Imperturbable charm around her area; it shouldn't be too hard to modify the spell so that it prevents her from seeing out when it's in effect.
Of course we could also insist that she leave the room whenever we need to get changed, but that seems awfully chancy and it hardly protects us while in our nightclothes or sleeping. You're both so sweet and lovely, I can't stand to think of her taking advantage by peeping through a crack in the door or, worse, refusing outright to leave!
Whichever we decide to do, loves, we absolutely have to stand firmly together in our resolve. She'll use any indecision or hesitation against us, and we absolutely cannot let ourselves be in the compromising situation of being vulnerable to her perverted ways any longer. I know it's so strange to think of someone we used to trust as a danger to our virtue, but the fact that she ran away from the dungeons in disgrace points to the truth of the matter. We have to protect each other now that we know!
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[Feb 4th, 11:45am] |
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What a dull week it's been. Entertain me, Hogwarts.
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[Jan 25th, 5:05pm] |
What an interesting day.
[Warded to Slytherin 6 and 7, minus Lin and dung]
Dears, what are we going to do about this horrifying situation?
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